- Women feel safe with men who smoke
Though I have seen this statement being used extensively by
Cigarettes companies to promote their brand, safety and smoking are completely
oblivious to each other. For some it may turns out to be a turn off. So from
now onwards don’t make women another excuse for your habit. We may like you but
certainly not because you smoke.
- Women have no sense of humour
Just because we didn’t laugh at a third rated joke you just
cracked about your teacher it doesn’t mean we are deprived of humour. We like
to laugh and have fun but are not heartless and shameless creatures on a hunt
to rip and mock almost anybody out there.
Men out their have to take it easy, get out of the hangover
of impressing the girl in 5 minutes and be himself.
- Just because she is out with you, she is available
You asked her out for a coffee and she said yes without
giving you a run for your money. Life is bliss and you start rolling the film a
step ahead. But wait a minute. There can be a thousand other reason for that
one yes, why anticipates anything further? Take it easy.
- Only you have to pay the bill
We are living in recession hit times and money is hard
earned so don’t think and dread about the bill you have to pay when out on a
date. You can ask her the woman to contribute something too. And if still your
male ego doesn’t allow you as her, don’t take her to a brutally expensive
place. Places don’t make a date, people do.
5. Women are not good listeners
I know most of you will not agree to this but yes women can
be good listeners provided some intelligent talk. But if you think that they
will listen to the endless ramming about the ongoing EPL or the new Ferrari on
the block, take a break. Tell me will you listen to a woman sighing about the
limited edition Jimmy Cho she was not able to buy? No you will not. So put down the judgemental
hat and initiate on the grounds of common interests.
Written for Dateiitians
Written for Dateiitians
5 comments:
Totally Agreed....
and with no offence i wud like to put our (male) side too..
We always hear " the rules" From the female side....
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!
1.. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem ONLY if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it , just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.
1. IF IT ITCHES, IT will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle..
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Cricket or Katrina's assets.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
-Anonymous
crunchy .... i like it ! peppy talk kinda .mast tha bhavi :)
A very good article. And i totally agree to what Mr.Anonymous has explained. I suggest "Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus". A wonderful read it is !!!
@kruger Brent..
good to see you back to this space
keep reading
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